Skeletons are scary — the-mighty-birdy: hexpress: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
theinfiknight
king-monky

Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

  • a lifted truck
  • a lowered truck
  • those slanted wheels

there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you

tradicalskelly

Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck

king-monky

Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices

the-mighty-birdy

Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse

hexpress

ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.

CLOWNS.

the-mighty-birdy

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