I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”
Friend: “Ok shoot”
Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”
Friend: “I dunno what?”
Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?
Friend: I dunno what?
Click
THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.
As a reminder, this is what she looks like:
Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures
You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.
her!!!
Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long
why
I love this thing
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?
I could really use a fish right now
6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
salt and pepper squid
they are in love
it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this
pls allow me to correct this
I really liked your art and tried to turn them into 3d models, hope you don’t mind.
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?
Me every time this post comes back
go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)
I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-
oh what the FUCK WHY
Thanks I hate it.
I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker
To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.
i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now. feel like i’m going on an adventure.
really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.
Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck
