Carol Danvers, on the Avengers ship PA: Attention ladies and nerds, this is your captain speaking. We are en route towards a big purple jerk off with my foot inbound towards his ass. We’ll be making a quick break at the International Space Station for me to high five my kid before entering hyperspace. At current cruising speed we should reach our destination in about seven hours. Please keep your hands and feet inside the craft at all times and please refrain from touching my cat. Now, can I get a booyah? Can I get a yeehaw?
Avengers:
Thor: BOOYAH! YEEHAW!
Nick Fury from beyond the grave: YOUR CAT, WOMAN? I gave that cat an eye and scooped its litter the last TWENTY FOUR YEARS gonna call it YOUR CAT
