Skeletons are scary — never been to disney but this is hilarious this is...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
theinfiknight
glittangrease

never been to disney but this is hilarious

possiblypessimistic

this is ART

the-chief-moosekateer

Ya know I’ve never been to Disneyland and it sounds amazing but i don’t think i would actually enjoy myself there just because of the massive amounts of people.

fandomsandfeminism

I have been to Disneyland 1 time and I LOVED it. We also had no kids with us, so. BUT there are tricks to make it better (my husband is an old pro at this.)

1. Pay the extra fee to get max passes on your phone. It will save you a massive amount of time.

2. Get one of the unofficial apps (we used Lines for Disneyland by TouringPlans.com) you can get customized itineraries based on which attractions you are interested in and minute to minute updates on line times all over the park. Not all the attractions are busy at the same time! This will help you avoid the worst of the crowds.

3. Plan out your snack breaks when you can. Dont be hangry on space mountain!

But also “I wanna ride a bench in the shade” is a WHOLE MOOD.

Source: glittangrease