Skeletons are scary — dead bug on my balcony this morning sad :( I’m...

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dead bug on my balcony this morning

sad :(

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I’m planning to organize a funeral

You’re all invited

lun-avi

Can i write a eulogy

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Please do

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HE CAME BACK TO LIFE

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What did I make this bug-size coffin for then

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lun-avi

Oh my god nael

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He’s chillin right now

He says hello and thank you for your genuine kindness towards him

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Update :

BUG FRIEND IS ACTUALLY A TRAITOR

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Look at this lil mothersucker

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Last update :

Bug Jesus/Bug Friend is no longer a friend. Actually this is with deep sorrow that I announce you he might be dead for real now. Learning he was a lil blood sucker, my mom threw him out the window. He didn’t even have a propre burial.

At least the little paper coffin I made will always remind me of his determination to stay alive

Please now pay your respects

lun-avi

Press F to pay respects

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WE KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN

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Oh jesus fuck nael this is a goddamn soap opera

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EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO FAST I’M IN TEARS AND MY MOM IS ROARING WITH LAUGHTER SAYING IT’S ALL MY FAULT

Source: narcoslug