“push! PUSH!” the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son
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OP These are genuine works of art and belong on a gallery wall somewhere (I especially like the NOmoji with the O as their mouth and “looking disrespectfully”)
As a reminder, this is what she looks like:
Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures
You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.
her!!!
Baby Miette!!!
Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long
why
I love this thing
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?
I could really use a fish right now
salt and pepper squid
they are in love
it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this
pls allow me to correct this
I really liked your art and tried to turn them into 3d models, hope you don’t mind.
6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
