whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool
did…did eggman just ask if tails called his dick small
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”
always reblog tumblr identification
this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out
im laughins so hard who changed it
#jeff bezos’ flying d*ck
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME (1999)
— feat. Blue Origin’s “New Shepard 4”
Okay, but:
If this man doesn’t look exactly like an Austin Powers supervillain in his giant flying penis, I don’t know what does.
